Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.
Edgar Allan Poe
OLD NEWS WHO CARES. Have you ever been unjustly terminated from your place of employment? Have you ever wanted to exact vicious revenge on the faceless suits who humiliated you? Do you have access to company secrets? THEN JUST POST THE DAMN "SECRET" RAISING CANE'S SAUCE RECIPE on the internet. Wait a minute...THAT'S it? That's your fucking "top secret" special fancy sauce? It's mayo, ketchup, and three things you can find in any average spice cabinet.