Welcome to another AGGIE FOOTBALL OCTOBER. Where the football is flat and the takes will singe the class right off your dainty forearms should you type too close to the vortex of the Aggie Internet. Every Monday we clamber back up on this horse to see what fresh depravity awaits us, because we are eager and willing participants in this rodeo called college football. Let's go around the West.
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Saturday will be remembered as the day that BERT and GUS bent the cosmos to their wills and achieved their perfect stylistic synergy by combining high scoring with plodding, methodical output via the loophole of a four-overtime game.