"You people work by generating clicks, right?"
"Yeah."
"Big mistake. HUGE."
IN ORDER TO QUALIFY FOR THE HEISMAN YOU MUST BE HUMAN It's still early enough in the season to say completely unreasonable things with the 'it's early in the season' caveat. Like this: I realize it's early in the season and a lot of things could happen between now and then, but I think Cardale Jones will declare that his 'work here is done' and then leave our planet only to return in a time of great need.
SPEAKING OF IT'S EARLY IN THE SEASON Listen, if an n of zero was enough to project bowls before the season started, then projections after week one can't possibly be any less wrong, right?