PLAYS IT TOO SAFE IMO Texas A&M announced yesterday that Kyle Allen will be the starting QB for the season opener against Arizona State in Houston. This marks the first time in years that the Aggies will have a QB start the season without any sort of arrest in the off season shit wait he just drove a school bus into the side of a roller disco.
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN The Ags also named the captains for the upcoming season. OL fat kids Mike Matthews and Germain Ifedi will be heading up the offensive side of things, sophomore DE Myles Garrett and CB transplant Brandon Williams will be leading the defensive unit, and Sam Moeller will captain the special teams boys.