IT'S LIKE FOLLOWING PHISH BUT ENJOYABLE The Aggie baseball team celebrated their #1 ranking by absently pummeling Houston last night to the tune of 7-2. Their distraction is understandable with an upcoming series with #2 Florida in Gainesville starting Friday. If you were any sort of baseball fan at all you would skip class, quit your job, sever ties with your family, and start a band of wandering baseball gypsies in order to make it to the games this weekend.
FETCH MY MORAL VICTORY BELT Researchers shocked no one in determining that Texas is one of the wealthiest schools in the country according to endowment, but the Horns are mere peasants when faced with the enormity of our bounty.