College football Bottom 10: Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M right at home

Inspirational thought of the week:

You must think on a different level, like the CIA does.
We're through the looking glass here, people.
White is black.
And black is white.

-- Kevin Costner as Jim Garrison, "JFK"

Under the supervision of the reverse vampires,
they are forcing our parents to go to bed early,
In a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
We are through the looking glass here, people.

-- Milhouse Van Houten, "The Simpsons"

Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located in Jeff Saturday's just-vacated wardrobe closet at ESPN, we spent last weekend crystalizing our already-strong feelings that when it comes to knowledge, we know nothing.