The SEC will get a dash of fall flavor on Saturday as CBS will introduce a special version of their standard football announcing product Gary Danielson. Pumpkin Spice Gary Danielson will feature a pleasant harvest glow, chopped walnuts, a touch of nutmeg and cinnamon, and a departure from the usual gush of admiration for the bland, suffocating flavor of football espoused by Nick Saban.
"With a hint of autumn in the air, we felt that it's a nice treat for the viewer," said an unpaid CBS intern. "Pumpkin Spice Gary Danielson is a sign that fall is finally here, and this time he's dishing out a warm appreciation for the vertical passing game.