Jimbo Fisher has complained that his office looks like a "damn nightclub"; turned off the music in practice; worn boots in every photo op; killed it in recruiting; invented a tight end; got paid like Bill Belichick; and been presented a national championship trophy with a fill-in-the-blank date.
And for all of that evidence - and in some cases because of it -- it still seems a little surreal that he's Texas A&M's football coach.
Which probably accounts for the question asked by every reporter from our Brad Townsend to our Gideon's Bible, Texas Football: Why?