The Bullcasters are somehow gainfully employed and would like to impart their worldly advice on how to achieve that goal while maintaining proper GPA and BAC levels. Think of this as a Bullcast TED Talk in which we cover the following issues:
- how you can't swear on the internet
- how to fail at engineering and still be an engineer
- how good natured hazing can lead to having your genitals examined by all of Brazos County
- how to take the final for your class, or failing that at least someone's class
- how to be happy by abandoning the entire concept of college
- how to properly haggle a ticket to Kyle
- HOW TO HANDLE THE TAKE ZONE!