The world is just continuously disappointing him.
Okay, I guess I have no choice but to do the interview. But I'm not talking about you-know-what. I'm not. I simply will not do it. They better not ask the question. We can make them. That's what we pay the SID for isn't it and--
Oh shit they asked it...stay calm and do exactly as you were coached to do: strain your cheek muscles so that your mouth curls in an upward direction that displays your teeth (known as a "smile") and then sort of relax yourself for a few seconds.