You've cut corners with New Mexico State, UTSA, and Prairie View for too long.
Does your Aggie spirit somehow experience hubris overload and spill maroon all over your pants and cargo shorts?
Are you often left feeling simultaneously empty and superior after telling the internet just how little you care about that (former) annual burnt orange curse?
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