It’s the peak of the college football offseason, and absent something to occupy its time, the mind goes to strange places. Case in point, what if we took each SEC school and used anagrams to create a new name and mascot? The results may shock you.
Alabama Crimson Tide = Maraca Indomitables
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Arkansas Razorbacks = Sabazarras Ranksocks
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Auburn Tigers = Rugina Tubers
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Georgia Bulldogs = Guildlabour Eggs
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Kentucky Wildcats = Tickydeck Walnuts
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LSU Tigers = Lit Surges
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Mississippi State Bulldogs: Stagissiti Plumed Pisslobs
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Missouri Tigers = Trisimi Grouses
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Ole Miss Rebels = Sobelle Misers
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South Carolina Camecocks = Mount Sigala Cockroaches
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Tennessee Volunteers = Venteesunlee Stoners
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