NEXT UP...
IF THOSE TWO THINGS DONT GET YOUR PISS BOILINGLY HOT THEN I DOT KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.
WE'VE SURVIVED THE OFFSEASON. WE SURVIVED RECRUITING SEASON. WE'VE SURVIVED THE SUMMER AND NOW WE GET TO SEE OUR BOYS IN MAROON HIT OTHER TEAMS IN DIFFERENT COLORS BUT KIND OF THE SAME UNIFORMS BECAUSE ADIDAS IS NOT THAT IMAGINATIVE.
AND GONE ARE THE DAYS OF CRINGING WHEN OUR DEFENSE TAKES THE FIELD. MYLES GARRETT WILL DEVOUR THE RIGHT TACKLE FOR ARIZONA STATE BUT PROBABLY NOT EAT HIM BECAUSE LET'S BE HONEST GARRETT IS PROBABLY A VEGAN.