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Novak Djokovic v Bernard Tomic: Wimbledon 2015 – live!

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Years and years ago, when my family was trying to be more middle class than it really was, mum and dad packed us into a car and onto a boat for a camping holiday in France. This was back when francs were in fashion and it cost five of them to play an arcade game – maybe is was Golden Axe? Remember Golden Axe? Did you choose the axe-wielding dwarf, Gilius Thunderhead too ?