Hello. Welcome to live coverage of me talking about Stan Wawrinka’s shorts. We’ll have analysis of the shorts. Pictures of the shorts. Songs about the shorts. Poems about the shorts. Reminiscing about your favourite shorts. Discussion about whether it is appropriate to wear shorts to work. Your memories of the first time you wore shorts. Debate about the true meaning of shorts and the role shorts play in wider society. What your shorts say about you. Why shorts will decide the Labour leadership contest. It’s bound to be a fascinating hour or two.
There will also be some tennis.