Hello. This could be a day to remember. This day could be even better than the time you managed to fit a whole packet of Hula Hoops in your mouth. Even better than the time you watched a whole Really. That good. Look up and down the order of play. Go on. Have a look. See? Good, isn’t it? It’s a multi-course tasting menu of tennis deliciousness. Grab the popcorn, settle in, take a seat, don’t go anywhere.
We were to begin with a battle of two 20-year-old whizzkids on Court 7, Britain’s Kyle Edmund, fresh from his first ever win at a grand slam, taking on Australian necklace model Nick Kyrgios, who you might remember from past classics such as that time he knocked Rafael Nadal out of Wimbledon last year, for crying out loud.