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Since Andy Roddick won Memphis earlier this year, his balding head has been the talk of the town. Everyone has been commenting on it. So here is a list of reasons that Andy Roddick going bald is actually a good thing for his career.
1.You automatically play better as a bald player. Case in point- Andre Agassi. Agassi struggled with the loss of his hair enough that he wore a wig to keep his image up. As a bald player, Agassi had a career resurgence, even reaching #1 in the world. If you'd like to know more about Agassi's struggles as a Bald-American, read his autobiography, Open. It won't disappoint.
2. Pete Sampras started to bald at the age of 7 years old. Look where he is. He has the second most Grand Slam titles all-time, and played extremely well as a Bald(ing)-American.
3. Roddick is married to BROOKLYN DECKER.
- 'Nuff Said
- 4. Michael Jordan's inspiration for winning the basketball game to save ToonTown in Space Jam was because that one guy said "You're all washed up, Baldy!" Thus, the arm-stretching, MonStar crushing, Buzzer-beating Slam Dunk at the end of the game, solidifying Baldies around the world that being a bald ballplayer was not the end of the world.
- 5. HE'S MARRIED TO BROOKLYN DECKER.
- 6. ^
- 7. Again, Brooklyn Decker.
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