There’s a saying out there that nothing in life is certain except death and taxes. Not to discredit the quote’s originator, Ben Franklin, because, I mean, he did invent electricity with nothing more than a kite and a key (insert smiley face emoji). I can’t even produce an edible meal without the internet’s help and my girlfriend doing all the actual cooking. I’m TOTALLY baby-deer-hapless while ol’ Ben manufactured the entity that powers the world with twine and a hoop of metal. And he invented bifocals. Oh, and he also helped write the Declaration of Independence. No big deal.