Methodology note: This weekend's showdown between Alabama and LSU guarantees plenty of angry phone calls to radio shows across the SEC on Monday. For everyone else, it's put away Saturday, where teams in the top half of the league try to shut the door on their downtrodden compatriots.
This week's Power Rankings were composed from coded messages deciphered in dark rooms hidden well away from the light. In honor of Guy Fawkes Day, KidB plotted to hide a barrel of gunpowder in Nick Saban's stagecoach, but he called the plan off after a metaphorical explosion in Athens threatened to destroy Mark Richt's coaching staff.