Methodology note: Like a bloated booster at an SEC tailgate, this week's Power Rankings are skinny on top, heavy in the middle, and a hairy mess at the bottom. The similarities don't end there, as the author relied on his smoking-hot wife and copious amounts of bourbon to compose this piece, which explains both the lateness and general excellence involved. In addition, Chris Pendley triumphantly returns this week from the Snark Mines with armloads of fresh new material. Having spent much of his time buried under a pile of paperwork, he's angry, grateful, confused, and ready to see the sun in equal measures.
SEC Power Rankings, Week 10: Elephants back on top
