This will be the only Marcus Mariota vs. Ryan Tannehill post that I write. Ever. You can take that to the bank. Also, this post is designed to appeal to reasonable people. That means that some people won’t be able to take it. That’s how these things work.
Oh, and one more thing, this is also not designed to be a post that attempts to prove that Mariota is a definitively better quarterback than Tannehill. I do believe that to be the case, but I am not about to go down the rabbit hole of arguing career stats with no context.