You know them. You dislike them - strongly. They are the masses (?) clad in green in gold; the uninformed, hypocritical, 61-58 spewing students who have the gall to talk smack to anyone and everyone despite the fact that they willingly live in Waco, and who will go to the grave actually believing that anyone outside of their inner circle both likes and respects Art Briles. They are the Baylor Bear fans, and they are the worst kind of awful.
Let's meet them.
The "Eyes Wide Shut" Fan:
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I won't go too much in to the movie (this is a family site after all), but if you're familiar with the plot, it involves Tom Cruise (the Patron Saint of the Bears as a fellow sufferer of Napoleon Syndrome) infiltrating a secret society that centers around illicit, masked, sex after his wife reveals she had contemplated an affair a year earlier.