New York looks like truly a terrible place to live.
I don’t mean the city, because living in The City that Never Sleeps is probably fantastic. Although maybe it is awful, who am I to say, I’m certainly not cool enough to live there. I’m talking about the objectively horrible winters, which apparently can last well into April. People in the Northeast like to convince themselves that their winters aren’t that bad, and that the change in seasons is worth it. These poor folks have developed Stockholm Syndrome, and we are cruel indeed to not do everything we can to forcibly relocate everyone out of New England into warmer weather.