When I was ten, my dream was to be a minor league second baseman, and one day maybe get a cup o’ coffee as a mediocre utility guy for an middling major league baseball team. Let that be a lesson, kids: Even if you aim low, you can still fall pitifully short.
Given that aspiration, I believe that makes me the ideal person to write the 2018 Season Preview for whoever will be playing second base for the Tampa Bay Rays.
I mean, just look at these guys.