It's that time of the year, when the Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us, then quickly scored some cool gifts. And ever since, we've been trying to figure out how not to end up being the dude who brought myrrh to the birthday party. Well, you're in luck, because I scoured no less than 100 pages of Amazon gifts to cull this list for you and help you avoid a Balthazarization.
We'll be eschewing Rays tickets here (like all good Rays fans do, although I recommend the Flex Pack for the novice), as well as jerseys and shirtsy and caps, since y'all know all about them.