Welcome to the Rays Tank, where the bases are empty and the masthead is loaded.
How loaded? Well, so loaded that a certain member of the masthead wrote an entire column thinking today was an completely different day. So you get tomorrow's clips a day early. You're welcome?
Ladies, gentlemen, and Jaredswards, I give you: not September 17th!
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At the Trop in 2008, Evan Longoria goes yard thrice.
In case you didn't hear, the Rays are signing Carlos Pena to a one-day contract this week so he could retire as a Ray.