Welcome to the Rays Tank, where the Rays are Charleses and the tanks are wooden like my jokes. But before we get to the Link Dump and the Banal Chatter, let's take a look at what happened on This Day in Baseball. Ladies, Gentlemen, and Lizzies, I give: August 21st.
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We're at the Trop in 2012 for our Classic Rays Highlight, when Ben Zobrist demonstrates that a rich man can get into the Kingdom of Heaven if he really wants to by threading a horse(hide) through the eye of Keppinger's needlework.
It was either that or a wardrobe malfunction joke.