Rays Tank: Four shades of bow ties, a baseball study

It's National Bow Tie Day!Ladies, gentlemen, and puddingrons, welcome to a Very Special Episode of the Rays Tank. More special than any VSE of Blossom, more shocking than the time on Fresh Prince when Carlton got shot, more important than Jessie Spano's caffeine pill freakout, more timely than the time Homer served cabbage instead of lobster and Marge discovered Lisa's test grade, oh yes, because today, TODAY, brothas and sistas, today is National Bow Tie Day. If that doesn't get your blood flowing, then I'm sorry, no collection of highlights can help you. Or perhaps your bow tie is too tight.

And to celebrate NBTD, in the only manner that does it justice, we will be looking at great catches…