Given Shane Biebers complete mastery of the Rays, I thought I’d try to write a recap that was all Justin Bieber song titles (hey, I’ll bet no one ever made Justin Bieber jokes when writing about Shane, right?) But the problem, I realized, is that Bieber’s lyrics are all so banal that you can’t even make interesting puns with them. Baby? Boyfriend? Believe? The only positive thing to come of this exercise is that I wasted an inning reading Justin Bieber song lyrics and thereby missed some sorry looking Rays at bats. As long as you love me, am I right?
Rays 0 Indians 2: A very sleepy offense
