Hot takes and fever dreams for 2019 and beyond

I woke up this morning feeling fine, but then halfway through getting ready for work I got hit with what feels like the flu. It’s a weird feeling, when you are consciously aware of yourself getting sick, but you can’t do anything to stop it, and really you don’t think you would if you could because that would take waaaaaaay too much energy and right now because every cell is consumed with telling you oh my gosh you need to lie down I you need to lie down, you’re gonna die if you don’t lie down RIGHT NOW why are you still pretending like you’re gonna go to work, lie down you idiot.