My children, latest born to Wade Boggs old,
Let me weave you a tale of a man.
We shall call him a…. Bow-man,
Though he goes by many a name.
Forever a precocious man, from heaven he descended
To Clayton on Carolina whence he was schooled by his elders.
His lessons he enveloped, and with ease he did rise,
Both in scholars and feats of athletics he thrived.
In the year of our lord Two Thousand and Six,
The Bow-man did find himself allotted to the legion best known as The Land.