You've got questions and you're fishing for answers. I've got a boatload of them. This could be the start of a beautiful relationSHIP.
Welcome to the new S.S. Mailbag, which will be setting sail every Friday from now on. I can't promise you that we're done with the nautical puns (I've got a bad case of Dad-joke disease), but I can promise you that I'll either know the answers to your questions or find someone here at One Buccaneer Place who does.
Don't worry, I've steered a ship like this before, back when I was incognito and looked a little bit like a pirate version of Chris Kattan.