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What Isn't Anyone Selling Orange Syracuse Football Jerseys?

Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician | August 5, 2015

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I would like to purchase a new Syracuse University orange football jersey.

As our own John Cassillo once wrote, they are FIRE EMOJI. As a new alumni who loves my Alma Mater, I would like to purchase one, ASAP preferably. So I decide to email the Syracuse University Bookstore and inquire on such matters, as they have helped me many times in the past.

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Ok. Not the end of the world. Let's go check Cuse.com Shop, like I was instructed.

football

Hmmm.

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