The #CooneyFace has been around since the dawn of time. Actually it hasn't. It's been around since Trevor Cooney's inception -- August 1992 -- but that's beside the point. The physiognomy itself is something many men have only attempted to describe, but ultimately fell short. There just may not might be a fine enough brush to paint the picture of what the Cooney Face is.
But one thing is for certain; you know the Cooney Face when you see the Cooney Face.