***The following conversation is based on actual events that actually took place. Only the names, conversation, and context have been changed.***
Let me start this off by saying hello my name is Paul A. Esden Jr, I stand at 5-foot-3 inches (on a slanted hill), I’m a former basketball player who was a key part (debatable) of a championship team nearly a decade ago.
Now let’s continue to go around the room, how about you guys over there?
“Hello my name is Paschal Chukwu, I’m 7-foot-2, and I can’t dunk a basketball.