I don't know if Jim Boeheim has a minimum word count when it comes to his Olympic check-ins. For the most part he seems to spend a lot of time breaking down the most recent opponent, gives some insight into the team, and then caps things with an anecdote about the cruise ship he's staying on or how there's no problems in Rio (while he goes everywhere surrounded by armed guards).
But sooner or later, you just felt like it was coming, right? You just knew Jim wasn't going to be able to help himself.