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Introducing ‘The Whiz-Bang Weekly’

Some of you have asked for more #jokesandgarbage around here, so we’ll give you at least one of those things in this weekly NCAA-based round-up. Every good sports page needs an older guy to rant about random things and I’m your Huckleberry. So buckle up, Chachi, this train is leaving the station

  • Jim Boeheim claims he has to pull down his mask for his Syracuse Orange players to hear him in the huddle but former players will tell you they can still hear his voice in their nightmares. Most of the time it’s Jim telling them “if you miss a shot, I’m pulling you”
  • Speaking of masks, Jim Christian should wear one over his eyes and start dangling a cigarette between his lips because BC’s schedule has him in front of the firing squad in Newton Heights.