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Hoya Suxa Presents: Holiday Gift Ideas for the Hoyas in Your Life

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Hoya Suxa, the website, no longer exists. Hoya Suxa, the person, still exists. He'll be writing literary masterpieces ahead of the Syracuse-Georgetown game. Abigail Adams is our guide: "I have been to Georgetown and felt all that [a friend] described when she was a resident there. It is the very dirtiest hole I ever saw for a place of any trade, or respectability of inhabitants. . . ."

— Flesh wounds.

— A Neck Punch o' the Month Club membership.

— Molotov eggnogs.

— Spackle to fill the hole in their chest where a soul should be.