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Hoya Suxa Presents: Georgetown’s Head Coach Grading Rubric

Related Topics: John Thompson (basketball)

Hoya Suxa, the website, no longer exists. Hoya Suxa, the person, still exists. He'll be writing literary masterpieces ahead of the Syracuse-Georgetown game. Abigail Adams is our guide: "I have been to Georgetown and felt all that [a friend] described when she was a resident there. It is the very dirtiest hole I ever saw for a place of any trade, or respectability of inhabitants. . . ."

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The head coach demonstrates the required skills to maintain the position at Georgetown. Georgetown expects only high caliber work to merit this lofty grade, and it should only be issued to mark exemplary achievement.