Dear Drake,
We know you’re busy feuding with John’s guy Kanye over something or other, but the Syracuse Orange want to let you know we don’t care what they say about you. We know that people are taking a lot of shots at you saying you cursed Alabama. Look at this #DISRESPEKT for example.
We saw the photos with you and Coach Cal and Conor McGregor with this notion of a “Drake Curse,” and we want to extend an invitation. Join the Orange Ohana. That’s right. We welcome your fandom in the 315.