Opponent: Central Michigan Chippewas (2-0)
Location: Mount Pleasant, Mich.
Students: 28,000
Ed note: After last week's surprising and soul-crushing loss, I am executing the "if you can't beat them, join them" penalty clause in the #FakeNunes bylaws and am forcing our beloved Orange to adopt the directional moniker of last week's opponent. Congratulations MTSU! This week, the Syracuse Orange will be known as the Central New York Orange.
Look, I'm not here to start a fight with people from Central Michigan.