With news that Syracuse University will host Elton John at the Carrier Dome/Stadium/House That Billy Joel Built on September 10, 2022 we fired up the #jokesandgarbage machine. Our task to take some of Elton’s greatest hits and make them more suitable for the Syracuse Orange so let’s get right to it shall we.
“Saturday Noon’s Alright for Football”- Doesn’t matter what time the games start if they end with a Syracuse victory then fans won’t be upset if they need to have breakfast sammies on the tailgate menu.
“Benny and the J’s”- Syracuse MBB welcomes highly-regarded recruit Benny Williams and supports him with Jackson, Joseph, Jesse, and James with James Arthur orchestrating from the sidelines.