I was blissfully going about my day when I checked the FanShots and saw one from tommyt330 titled “Rakeem Christmas for Extendotree.” My first thought was, oh God, what kind of low-rent boner pill is Rak schilling for?” My second thought was, “Oh wait, this is gonna be Christmas-related, isn’t it?”
And so I watched the video, just as I will make you watch the video now. At first I figured it was an ad. And then it didn’t seem like an ad. It seemed more like a sketch. But then I thought the product must be real.