In our most recent C-USA mailbag, we received this question:
If you were to simulate the CUSA season where every position on every team is played by a clone of that teams mascot, who would be champion?
— Ol' Good Eyes Joel (@JoelTheTailor) June 7, 2017
It got the brain juices flowing and made me wonder: what if we made a single team from the C-USA mascots? What position would each mascot play? Let’s take a crack at this.
(Yes, this is an offseason post. Sue me. 76 days y’all.)
Offense
Quarterback - Monarch (Old Dominion)
The quarterback is the leader of the offense.