We owe some of our fascination with professional sports to players with stories like Adam Shaheen, the tight end out of the Division II school Ashland University, who was drafted in the second round by the Chicago bears. Shaheen stated in pre-draft interviews that he bulked up for football by eating a lot of Chipotle burritos. To quote him directly, he ate: “A lot of Chipotle burritos. A lot of burritos. No, in all honesty it was a lot of burritos.”
You heard it here first folks, eating a lot of Chipotle burritos is an important step in becoming an NFL-caliber tight end (being 6’6” and weighing 278 lbs won’t hurt, either).