So we turn away from our remote, working-from-home computer to our home computer to watch the live stream of the Stanford Women's Basketball team play Cal-Poly (shh, don't tell our bosses). It's at 11AM on a workday the Wed before Thanksgiving. (And why is it being live streamed on the internet when BOTH the Pac-12 and Bay Area Pac-12 channels we pay a gazillion dollars extra for on cable are showing RERUNS of men's sports??)
But we digress. So, we open the ESPN women's basketball scores webpage (got to get those good keywords in there!) and see the #1 team in the country, South Carolina, destroyed Charleston 119-38.