Dear East Coast Heisman Voters,
Since the end of December, many have suppressed feelings about a notable college football travesty: your snub of Christian McCaffrey as the 2015 Heisman Trophy winner. However, as diehard fans of Stanford football, we have been silent long enough. It has come time for us to air our grievances.
In all seriousness, Alabama's Derrick Henry was a good choice to win the most prestigious award a collegiate football player can receive after his 395-carry performance last fall. Nevertheless, most of us wish you would be more flexible with your sleeping schedule.
Let us explain.