Let’s get one thing clear, right at the start of this article. Kolten Wong’s newfound power isn’t real. It’s just not. You’re dreaming on it a little too much because it’s the start of the year. I’m dreaming on it a little too much, though, too. It’s the start of the year! Anything could happen. As you know, the normal thing I do here is find some kind of goofy stat or oddity and drill in on it to a more or less comical level of detail, looking for something I feel confident is interesting. There’s just one problem -- as I’m writing this, the Cardinals have played one game.