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The Dutch Disaster

I am beginning this column late Friday night, shortly after watching Greg Holland come in and commence 2018's testicle exploding shit storm. Thus, it’s possible my feelings of frustration are still a bit raw at the moment. I do not, and will not, apologise for that. However, I will endeavour to keep this all as rational and hopefully balanced as possible.

First off, I need to say that Jordan Hicks really needs to be in the minor leagues. Yes, he throws very hard, and yes, it’s very exciting, and yes, we’ve all heard the announcers tell us how excited we should be about his arm.