What is there to say about the Pirates that Pirates fans haven’t already said themselves? If I may be so lazy, here’s a sampling from the series preview that Bucs Dugout did from some commenters:
“tonight’s game will be over by the end of the 2nd inning, as I doubt Chef Keller will be doing anything but serving up fat meatballs.
Saturday’s game? Predict Peters Polymorphs into Pumpkin Post-Haste.
For the last game of the series, we’ll get the Sunday line-up, not that it’s indistinguishable from the every day line-up, and that, coupled with the complete ownership of the Pirates that Adam Wainwright has, should be enough to spell “S-W-E-E-P” and send the Bucs home with 80 losses and damn near a .